last of the big spenders

Every time I hear the words “the wages of sin,” I think, “Darn! If I hadn't squandered my wages of sin, I'd be set!”

This morning I wondered what exactly it is that I squandered them on. So here goes:

I, Heather Madrone, have squandered my hard-earned wages of sin on:

• fast computers.
• fresh fruit and vegetables.
• scruffy intellectuals.
• books.
• blond kids in glasses.
• yarn.
• the right tool for the job.