Advice on the Bus

18-year-old Morgayn was on a crowded bus. An elderly gentleman got on and said, "Can I sit with you, young fellow?"

She said sure, but didn't tell him her true gender.


the haircut (with metallic green gel)
that bends gender assumptions

The man struck up a conversation, and the two of them chatted until it was time for him to get off.

As he was standing up, he said, "Now remember, young fellow, if you ever go out with a girl, do the thinking with your big head instead of the little head."

Er yeah. No problem.